My coach lets me go on like 2 hour breaks and it is the best thing ever!

raynargayez-jr:

when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it

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nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

I refuse to date guys with no sense of humor.

Or, as I like to say, my anaconda don’t want none unless you got puns, hun.

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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