I GOT UP AT 5AM TO GO TO WORK AND I DONT EVEN FUCKING WORK TODAY!!! UGHGHG!! Like I fucking got up, put my makeup on, did my hair got dressed, took my car keys and started driving there!!! And for some reason I was like “hey I should check how much I work next week” and I saw that i don’t work today I work tomorrow!!

homerunsandhattricks:

From the window

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To the wall

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Till the sweat drips down my balls

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[you bet your ass i’ll take that fine]

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

alexroidriguez:

Yell about sports with me and tell me I’m pretty